Missouri: The Methamphetamine State and We Hate Raw Milk

Don't you love how in Missouri it's easier to buy meth than it is raw milk? Yes thanks to people like Don Falls and the Missouri Milk Board, the dangers of raw milk are no longer threatening Missourians as kids play in parks in places like Springfield where methamphetamine labs are set up for an overnight cookout. Yes, Missouri is a fine place to live!



But don't you worry because the Missouri law enforcement community is making our state safer with their milk raids on family farms!



By going after the real bad guys--the family farmer producing raw milk the way God intended it...

Yes, Missouri is a safer place today thanks to the Missouri Milk Board and Don Falls. Our kids are once again safe to play in the neighborhoods where the locals cook up meth as the threat of raw milk was been removed from the streets.

Missouri, the place where meth flows like the Mississippi River, but we hate raw milk and raw milk farmers! It really is a sad thing to observe. It is becoming easier to buy meth in the state of Missouri than it is natural milk.

Thank about that.

Perhaps we should change the Show-Me-State to the Meth State and in parenthesis behind it "we hate raw milk".