A Candidate the Tea Party Patriot HQ Could Get Behind?

Noting Tera Sukman and her Tea Party Patriot HQ are threatening the Republican party with a "New Party", we speculate about this threat.

Now the past two years have seen lots of compromises from Boehner and the Republicans that empowered Barack Obama, and Tera stood right behind these Republicans from a $2.4 trillion debt ceiling increase, to another trillion in spending that funded Planned Parenthood and Obamacare, to handing Obama the power to indefinitely detain Americans without due process.

We doubt the Republican party is taking Sukman's threat that seriously considering.

What would Tera Sukman call her new party?

The Beer Party Patriots (a group formed because of the weak tea Tea Parties like Tera's serve) asked the question, and here are some suggestions for names for Tera's new party:

The Tube Top Party

Tera's Party

In the tradition of Teddy Roosevelt, The Plastic Moose Party

Instead of the Whigs, the Jugs Party

The S&M Party

The New Republican Party (so she can include her friends like Roy)

Cleavage Conservatives

RepubliCANS

RepublicanCanCans

The Hootercrats

The CocoNuts party

One Beer Party Patriot even suggested the first candidate for this "New Party", and she comes with cleavage and bleach.