Department of Homeland Security Keeping Us Safe From Hair Straighteners

This is what Janet Napolitano's enemy looks like.

Remember when the Department of Homeland Security was formed? It was formed as a new bureau to protect Americans from terrorists. Well, the terrorists are now armed with hair straighteners, a curling iron like device that does just the opposite.

The Orange County Register Reports:

Local and federal law enforcement authorities descended on a house in Laguna Niguel Thursday morning to investigate two men suspected as traffickers in counterfeit hair straighteners, which if poorly made can pose significant safety hazards to consumers, including burning and electrocution.

About 10 investigators with the Orange County District Attorney's Office and special ICE Homeland Security Investigations agents combed through the garage and the single-story house in the 29500 block of Pelican Way near Niguel Road and Alicia Parkway.

I just want to thank my Congressman Billy Long for continuing to support the expansion of these federal government morons known as the Department of Homeland Security.