Barney Frank to Return to Pimping Gay Men in His Basement: Frank Considers Joining NAMBLA in Retirement

Gay Congressman Barney Frank announced his retirement. That's right the American taxpayer gets to pay for Congressman Frank to return to his residence in Massachusetts that's infamously known as the best little whore house in Mass for gay men.

Congressman Frank is excited about returning to the gay pimp lifestyle he once enjoyed but pushed blame on his gay lover after news broke of the scandal. Frank said in a news conference he was retiring because “there are other things I would like to do with my life.” And we all know what that means--like join NAMBLA on your dime.

Frank of course is retiring after leading this country to the housing crisis. You may remember this highlight from the Bill O'Reilly show.



Of course, there was this moment too where Frank miraculously farted on national TV.