The Jerk at the White House Was Giving Out Dried Fruit, Don't Even Bother

Kids Trick or Treating in Washington, DC, may want to skip the most famous house in the city. For if they go there, the word on the street may sound something like this...

"The jerk in the White House was giving out dried fruit!"

That's because the Obamas, who are often seen munching down on junk food are giving out dried fruit at the White House this year for Trick or Treaters. These hypocrites are giving out fruit and probably stuffing their own faces with candy behind closed doors.

Trick or Treaters should give this guy a trick!