Billy Long Spotted Getting a Manicure But He Has Not Time to Talk Debates

A woman reported she saw Billy Long at the salon she attends getting a manicure. That's right, the fed up politician is not only overfed but he is spoiled and pampers himself with manicures as well. You just have got to laugh as Billy Long continues to sell himself as the average guy wanting to fight for the average guy in DC. The average guy doesn't get manicures, Mr. Long.

Let's think about this for a minute. Billy Long's weight has skyrocketed since announcing his candidacy. He often showed up to forums and Lincoln Day events with his hair in a mess and his clothes wrinkly and not as professional looking as the other candidates. And what is Billy Long concerned about? His fingernails! Either he is one confused metrosexual or his priorities are really screwed up. Maybe he's worried people are looking too closely at his hands when he plays poker.

That's not the entire story though. If you remember on KSGF yesterday, Long told the radio audience how busy he has been working. Working men get dirt under their fingernails. Remember Billy Long says it's hard for him to get time because of his work schedule to meet the commitment of ten debates.

In other words, Billy Long doesn't have time for debates, but he does have time to go gambling in Las Vegas, kiss some pigs at the State Fair, get a manicure, and go to a pistol shooting contest at Saddlebrook with Mavis. Gee Billy, I hope you didn't break a nail from the kick back of your .44.