Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Breaking News: Oil Rig Struck by Lightning

BP temporarily had the spill under control. They activated a giant vaccuum like machine that was sucking up at least a fraction of the spewing oil. Well now that vaccuum has caught fire due to an apparent lightning strike.

President Obama made his fourth trip to the Gulf today ahead of a prime time address to the nation tonight. I thought he was going to go down there and fix everything, at least that's what I have been told to believe. Instead, the rig catches on fire and any oil that was being saved is now escaping into the ocean.
Posted by Jacob Lawrence

2 comments:

  1. be ye ever ready for in such a time as ye think not......(you know the rest)

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