It Doesn't Look Like Our Billy Long is Helping Win Over Future Conservatives on Twitter

Scanning Twitter tonight, I couldn't help but notice the hot girl, who turns out to be a lesbian, following Republican Billy Long. Her Twitter name is Victoria Pavlov, or Sweet Vicky 3 for short. Curious about why an attractive lesbian would follow Billy Long, I decided to check out her Twitter page.

So I get to Sweet Vicky's Twitter page, and once again I am reminded that Billy Long's social media strategy hasn't been worth the hassles of the problems his tweets have caused him.

After reading Sweet Vicky 3 on Twitter, I figure she follows Billy Long to use as an example in her arguments in an effort to prove her own twisted and misinformed views on Republicans and conservatives. For instance:

Sweet Vicky obviously isn't bright enough, as she cuts and pastes info to sign a petition begging Obama not to drill for oil, to realize the computer that sits in front of her is a petroleum product made possible with this great evil she petitions. This is about Billy Long though, not Vicky's own liberal insanity, so I regress.

I will never understand the mindset of a conservative. I believe it must be caused by some sort of genetic disease! Sweet Vicky writes.

So is it Billy Long's tweets that made her come to this conclusion. I mean I haven't really figured out if Billy Long is truly a conservative, since he supports liberal local candidates like the mayor of Springfield, but he is posing as one in the Missouri Seven Congressional race. I fear he's giving Sweet Vicky the wrong idea, and after observing Billy Long on Twitter she obviously has been led to believe conservatism is a gentic disease. (I think this insane liberal meant mental disease.)

Just a few minutes before she made the conservatism is a disease claim, she writes:

When will there be justice for animals and humans alike on this earth?

Poor giraffe!

How can the US be allowing cat meat!?!

Sweet Vicky probably shouldn't be diagnosing gentic diseases or mental diseases for that matter, but I still beleive following Billy Long is hurting her peception of what conservatism is.

Finally she tweets, The Republicans are so stupid. Their newest, and most lame, scare tactic: the healthcare bill is going to kill small business! LOL

Actually that isn't a new thought Vicky, and it's already been documented the healthcare reform law has already had a big cost to some employers. Like I said, this is about Billy Long's Twitter followers, and I really fear this is the perception Billy Long provides to young minds full of mush, like young Victoria, hurts true conservatives in the long run. If I wasn't a conservative and didn't know better, I would probably make similar tweets as well after reading Billy Long's mindless tweets.

The bottom line is it doesn't look like Billy Long is winning over future conservatives on Twitter.