Attention DHS: Attack of the Olympic Killer Tomatoes

Breaking: Attention Department of Homeland Security scanning the Web looking for blogs, comments, Tweets, and Web pages that pose a threat to this year's Olympic games in Vancouver, be on the lookout for the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

The genetically modifired tomatoes have originated from St. Louis in a Monsanto factory. They are dangerous. I repeat, they are dangerous. They have been seen hanging out with George Clooney in their third round of attacks, and it appears the fourth round of attacks are beginning as the new genetically mutated Monsanto tomatoes have a high resistance to cold temperatures making them perfect to ruin this year's Olympic games.

Get Big Sis Napolitano on the phone and warn her at once. I will also post this to my Twitter Account to make the Web surfers at DHS's job easier. We know how hard getting any work done is in the government thanks to the infamous coffee break. You need all the help you can get.

This video, which was secretly removed from the most top-secret departments of the US Government shows these tomatoes were part of a program between the US Government and Monstanto to develop a new battlefield Weapon. The program went haywire when the tomatoes formed a coup against the government, and we fear the Fourth Division of tomatoes are heading towards Vancouver at this time. Someone please report the activities to Janet Napolitano and her crackpot team surfing the Internet at the Department of Homeland Security. I don't have much time left. The tomatoes are now attacking my window, and soon they will break the glass. My fate is sealed.