Duluth police pressed charges against Christopher Neil Bjerkness for burglary. The Minnesotan has a history of breaking into buildings in the north country to fulfill a sexual fetish. What is the sexual fetish you ask?
Bjerkness likes to break into buildings in the Duluth area to slash inflatable exercise balls with a sharp knife. Most recently he broke into St. Mary’s/Duluth Clinic West where he began slashing the balls. In 2004 he admitted to slashing 72 exercise balls at a local college. During his first arrest, Bjerkness told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. He was ordered by the court to undergo psychological treatment where a licensed psychologist says he is risk to society.
With all the strange stories that come out of Minnesota, including this one, is it any wonder Al Franken became a United States Senator? Can’t you just see Franken sitting in his diaper giving his Stuart Smalley positive motivation to Minnesotans like Bjerkness that he can overcome his sexual urges. Strange things happen when it gets cold in the north country, ya know.
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I guess there are many more people like Bjerkness that voted in Al Franken. Well, I guess Minnesotans deserve to have a comedian like Franken serve them. I read in one article, that franken may actually be good for the Republican Party. He will probably lose his cool, and start yelling. I think he will add to the Dems circus circus freak show.
Is his theme "Big Balls" by AC/DC? :-)
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