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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
End of the Year Blog Comedy Closeout Courtesy of Tim Slagle
Why is it the IRS has No Problem Tracking My Money, But the Government Can't Track the Bailout Money?

Governor Blunt Maintains Ties With Mitt Romney: Joins Solamere Capital Investment Group

Here's wishing the Governor the best of luck with his new position.
Economy Tough For NASCAR: Richard Petty Closing Petty Enterprises

Bungalow Bill's Conservative Wisdom Year in Review: Top Ten Most Popular Posts of 2008

Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year Award, Robert Byrd

...Robert Byrd. No other liberal silliness shines above this moment on the Senate floor after Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Would someone please tell the Senator that Ted is still alive? You would think Byrd and Kennedy may have been lovers based on what you are about to see. This love fest is embarrassing for the good people of West Virginia. The rest of the country now knows the truth that they elected a senile old man to represent them.
Why West Virginia, why?
Finally, who could forget Peggy Joseph as we wrap up the year. She may not have won Bungalow Bill's Waky Liberal of the Year, but she gave Senator Robert Byrd a good run for his money. One more time for 2008, here's the spokeswoman for the entitlement generation, a woman who will be disappointed this time next year, and an example of what's wrong with America today, Peggy Joseph.
We don't see great things for Peggy Jospeph's future if she continues down the road of government dependence and entitlement. The greatest help anyone could give Peggy is this... Go out and make it happen on your own. You will be far happier.
Happy 2009 Everyone! Let's make it the year of the conservative voice.
Tales From a Meth House

When I would drive home for Christmas, I would see the signs along Interstate 44. They always advertised ways for help or reporting your neighbors if you suspected they were making it. Other than the signs, I was ignorant of how people used the drug, the ingredients, or how they went about making it. All of that was about to change.
I left Southwest Missouri State University between my junior and senior of college. I was offered a great sales job for a dental supply company out of Canton, Michigan. The offer was for more money than my friends with degrees were making (a dirty little secret about a college education), so it was off to the big city of Chicago. After years on the road and especially post 9/11 airport security, I got tired of taking off my shoes at metal detectors and looking through a windshield driving up and down I-65. I knew the time was coming to finish my degree, and I saved money and planned for the day.
After looking at all my possibilities, I knew it was best to come back to southwest Missouri. Southwest Missouri State had just been renamed Missouri State thanks to my childhood friend and governor, Matt Blunt. I reapplied, and I began looking for an apartment that would accept my dog Kayleigh. After a day of searching, I found a little studio apartment off National and Division. I knew it was a rough part of town, but I had seen worse selling to doctors in some of the south side neighborhoods of Chicago. It would only be a year anyway.
My Dad came up to Chicago and drove the U-Haul back to Springfield. The next day, we went and got the keys to the little studio apartment, which was an old house turned into three apartments. It was going to be cramped. I felt bad for my lab. She was use to stretching her legs and getting out in Chicago, and now we were going to be on top of each other.
I quickly got a taste of my neighbors. A gangsta looking man, almost Snoop Dog in appearance walked into my apartment while we were moving stuff in. I got a little worried, but he claimed he worked for the owner and he had to get some things out of the closet that he stored for his girlfriend. We moved in.
I watched my use of my electricity closely. I hardly ever ran the heat, after all, I was now Chicago tough. I had been through the worst of winters I would probably ever see, I could handle the mild winters here. I had a little space heater that worked just fine. The first two months were great. My bills were small.
The third month, they finally rented out the largest of the three units. I caught them moving in while I was off to school on my Scooter one morning—more gang bangers. Lucky me! I will just keep to myself. Keep my doors locked, and hope that Kayleigh would be a deterrent. Shortly after they moved in, I got a nearly $300 electric bill. I freaked. I was a student now. How could this be?
I called Springfield City Utilities. I explained that I live in a very small apartment and I never run my heat. I was use to paying Commonwealth Edison for my power, and they are among the highest in the country. Never did I have a bill that was even close to this much. I demanded that they check my meter. They came out and reread it. It was correct according to them. I wrote the check knowing that I would not be able to survive if this kept up. I became a miser—more blankets at night and I turned off the space heater. The next month, the bill came again. It was even higher. I dialed CU.
I demanded that they come out to check the meter again. I met the guy outside, and asked him to make sure the meters weren’t crossed. When he flipped the switch, my lights stayed on. You could hear the fan from the heat pump next door shut off. He flipped it on again. When he flipped the other switch that he thought was my neighbors, my lights went off. I had been paying the neighbors high electric bills.
I thanked him for coming out, and I knocked on the door of my gang banger neighbors. A man dressed in North Carolina powder blue sweat suit and gold incisors groggily answered the door. “Wus up?” His head moved upward diagonally to the right.
I kept it short. “Our power lines were crossed, so I have been paying your electric bill and you have been paying my electric bill. City Utilities will make the adjustments on the next bill.” I knew I probably wasn’t going to have an electric bill for the rest of my lease in the little apartment.
A few days later I came home from classes on my scooter. I parked it under the stairs up to the upstairs apartment, and walked to the front porch. A trail of blood ran up the wooden stairs to Snoop Dog’s apartment. I followed it back to the mailboxes on the front porch. I didn’t want to know.
I sat in my apartment wondering if someone was stabbed. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t want to stir things up. This wasn’t a situation I wanted to be in. I slept on it.
The next day, I took my dog outside and walked. After she did her business, I walked back into my apartment and carelessly left the door unlocked. As I was shaving in the bathroom, Snoop Dog’s girlfriend comes rushing through my front door and quickly locks it.
“My old man is going to beat me,” she frantically screamed as I come out of the bathroom. “May I leave this stuff here?” There was a green duffel back and a framed lithograph. I said sure, without thinking. She then quickly left and ran down the road.
The cops soon came. Snoop Dog said he cut himself. He had medical bandages. I doubt he was telling them the truth.
I never saw her again, and the bag sat by the front door, and it had an odor. After a few days, I set it outside.
A few days later the landlord showed up, and Snoop Dog was gone. Somewhere during all this, the gold toothed guy and his friends moved out. They stiffed the landlord a bunch of money. He didn’t tell me this.
It took a few months to fill the vacancy. I heard the moving truck pull up, and a single mom and her baby began moving in. We would talk passing by, but it wasn’t until the roof started leaking and warping into her apartment that I would find out what was going on next door. She came over and asked if I had some buckets. I gave her my map bucket, and she discouragingly said she had enough of the apartment. It had been nothing but problems.
Her heater had gone out, so she and her baby were living off space heaters. I turned my heater on and invited them over to watch movies. Springfield, Missouri was suffering the worst early winter in years, and I was just a few short weeks from graduation. Classes were called that day, so we watched movies.
She told me that she couldn’t immediately move into the apartment. The landlord had to have it specially cleaned because they suspected they were cooking methamphetamine. He had to replace all the screens on the windows. They had used them to filter the crystals.
I asked her about her electric bill, and she said it ran just under $100, less than half of what I was charged when the lines were crossed.
She was surprised I never smelled anything, but sense of smell is my worse sense. I was gone so much for school and other things that I was rarely at the apartment when they were there anyway. Since then, I have learned this frequently goes on in smaller apartments and hotel rooms in Missouri. I was shocked that it was going under my nose.
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/31/2008)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
While Everyone is Looking at Race: Here's Something Else to Consider About Roland Burris

PETA: Does This Fur Make My Butt Look Big?

Blago Picks Roland Burris

The Boy Scouts, Victim of Bully Laws: Why Laws Similar to Sara Lampe’s Bill Go Too Far

Order of the Arrow (OA) ceremony night was Wednesday at Camp Arrowhead, found in Marshfield, Missouri. We met behind the mess hall after dark. Troop by troop marched single file into the dark Camp Arrowhead woods to the sound of an Indian drumbeat. As we got closer to the OA ring, the drum became louder. We continued to march until we arrived at the ring. The large campfire gave our first light since we left the mess hall.
All the troops at camp that week formed a large circle around the campfire. Behind the circle marched three scouts, dressed as Indians, suddenly pulled a scout by both arms out of the circle and then forced him to run with the three scouts to the chief of the ceremony. Two of the scouts released the arms of the chosen scout and the chief instructed the scout and gave an OA sash to wear on his uniform. One of the instructions was not to talk. I completed the ordeal that year.
I loved the OA ceremony. It has a sense of mystery to it, mainly, how did they know which scout to pull out of the circle to begin their ‘ordeal’ into full membership into OA.
I returned to Camp Arrowhead this year. I asked about the ceremony in hopes that someone would tell me how they know which scout to pull. The answer saddened me. They no longer pull the Scouts out like that. It’s considered hazing (bullying).
Yesterday, I blogged about Missouri State Representative Sara Lampe’s bill to discourage bullying, which focuses on gay teenagers. While I am sure Lampe’s intentions are good, legislators often fail to realize the full effect of their good intentions. Political correctness kills great traditions, just like the OA tradition to begin a chosen Scout’s ordeal. The more I think about Lampe’s bill and other bills similar to it, the angrier I get thinking about the consequences of this legislation. Lampe’s bill is a freedom killer, and I doubt she considers this as she obviously believes her bill brings about positive change.
Obama's Transparency Issue: Openess or Scandal Filled?

Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year Runner Up, Father Michael Phleger

The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/30/08)

Monday, December 29, 2008
An Interesting Development on My Blog: The Son of Frank Marshall Davis?

Breastfeeding Protest in Front of Facebook Headquarters
MO State Rep. Sara Lampe Wants to Protect Children from Bullies: More Feel Good, Pathos Legislation
After reading the Springfield News-Leader’s article in today’s paper, it appears this legislation is geared to protect homosexual teenagers. It’s another piece of legislation that will cost Missouri taxpayers while resulting in little success. Bullies are going to exist as long as humanity exists. They may eventually drug bullies like they drug any other child that shows the slightest bit of energy they consider out of control, but other than that, what are they going do?
Notice they make a drug for nearly every childhood condition now from hyperactivity to depression, but I don’t know of one yet to help teenagers deal with sexuality issues. I never advocate destroying a child’s personality with psychological drugs like Ritalin or Concerta. Please note that some childhood issues are dealt with drugs and others with legislation. Why is that? Why do lawmakers and psychologist discriminate behaviors?
A walk on today’s college and high school campuses displays all the failed efforts to stop bullying. There are safe zones for gay students, they have clubs to help kids deal with their sexual identities, and various faculty members are available to put out the fires and discuss bully/victim issues. All the money, training, and awareness programs provided, and bullying still occurs. Now Representative Lampe wants to throw more Missourians’ money at the problem.
Bullying is such a broad topic, that it’s nearly impossible to define all the behavior that is considered bullying. Heck, if you don’t wear the right clothes in school, you get bullied. If you don’t take part in sports, you get bullied. With Representative Lampe’s bill, we have another example of how government keeps us divided. In this case, it’s the rainbow divide. We always define students in groups, which is what Lampe’s bill continues to do. It’s them vs. us. Once you create the line, kids often see how far over the line they can go.
There were times in my life where I was bullied for different reasons. I feel bullying is a chance for a child to build some character. Of course, society doesn’t like for children to feel pain these days, so we get useless emotional legislation from government officials like Lampe. A child can learn to do two things with the bully. They can fuel the bully by running, showing fear, commenting in a manner the bully wants, or tattle telling, or they can learn not to fuel the bully. Learning not to fuel the bully is the key, not more government.
If we don’t start teaching children how to deal with pain, you can count on more senseless violence from the same overprotected children. It’s time we seriously evaluate how we raise children, and we don’t’ need a government program created to do it. It starts with learning you are going to get your feelings hurt many times in life. Deal with it!
Lampe’s legislation should already be common sense. It includes no name calling, no bullying on school busses, required reporting and response mechanisms, and more faculty training. Nothing revolutionary! Representative Lampe isn’t a genius here, and why they celebrate hers today on the front page of the Springfield News-Leader is beyond me. Clearly, the news in the Middle East wasn’t as important at Gregory Trotter’s front page headlines.
Here’s an idea for Lampe that would gain my respect. Why not introduce a bill protecting hard-working Americans from the bully known as the IRS? Oh, that’s right, she’s a Democrat—the party of nickel and diming Americans.
Wacky Liberal Celebrities Can't Win

Oregon Governor Moves Forward with Satellite Driving Tax

“As Oregonians drive less and demand more fuel-efficient vehicles, it is increasingly important that the state find a new way, other than the gas tax, to finance our transportation system.”
Everywhere I look, I see cameras--cameras that watch our movements. Now they want to attach GPS to our chief mode of transportation? Do you see the violation of your liberty and freedom caused by all these governmental uses of technology? Not only that, notice all the new ways they want to take your money. Every time you turn around, there is talk of a new tax.
Of course the government would never implant GPS devices to track the movements of illegal aliens. They are going to attach them to law abiding American citizens.
The more we accept that these cameras and GPS devices as necessary evils of government, the more freedoms we lose and the more government picks from our pocket.
Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year Award: Third Place, Jeremiah Wright

The Democrat's Immigration Jig Saw Puzzle

- 10 million are illegal immigrants-They are driving up health care costs because they can't be denied in the nation's emergency rooms. Their lack of green card translates to lack of responsibility for their bills.
- 15 million are eligible for Medicare but don't apply (Let's hope this includes the hundred of thousands of UAW members that retire with sweet health care benefits, which are getting bailed out.)
- 15 million adults whose children are eligible for free health insurance
- 10 million childless adults
Redefining the Democrat's rhetoric weakens their argument. In the United States, not one of these 45 million people would be denied in an emergency room, even the people breaking the law (illegal aliens).
The argument was always weak. It's pathos designed for you to feel sympathetic for those Americans whose employers aren't generous enough to provide health insurance. I know, with the exception of keeping score at a local softball complex, every job I have had, has health benefits. This includes McDonald's providing you work enough hours.
The Democrats lie about it. They want to create health care envy like they created class envy. It's all designed to gain votes. Put the pieces together. Ten million illegal aliens without health care will be insured if the Democrats successfully pass nationalized health care. From Spanish to English, that translates to votes.
Latino Populations
I watched the increase of Latinos in Cook County, Illinois, where I called home for over ten years. In the coming years, the Latino community will be the majority in Cook County, and this trend is occurring in other key states--California, New York, Texas, and Florida. If Republicans lose Texas and Florida, it will make winning national elections tough.
This is obviously the final piece of our puzzle. Democrats know that if they allow illegals to come into the country, give them amnesty to become citizens, and then shower them with social welfare, states like Texas will turn from red, to purple, to blue. Honestly, purple is wishful thinking.
The Hill Magazine published an alarming trend for Republicans. By the year 2020, The Hill predicts 20 percent of the total voters will be Latino. No wonder the Democrats are pushing so hard, while selling their country out for immigration legislation that legalizes the millions of illegals in this country.
The Costs
The current law-abiding citizens of the United States will pay the most for the Democrat's greed. Not only will the costs of nationalizing health care drive up taxes, like it has everywhere it's been tried, it will also force rationing of health care. In other words, the government decides how important your life is compared to the treatment you need. Could party identification come into play one day when it's your life? You never know, but you may soon find out.
The promise of amnesty will drive even more people across the border. Education and housing costs will rise. Our infrastructure will be furthered taxed by the increase use. It will have a domino effect justifying higher taxes as well. At the same time, the more people who are in the job market, the lower the wages paid. It's a simple supply and demand principle that not only applies to products but to people as well.
I am not even going to mention the threat of terrorism. These democratic sponsored programs open the doors for increased terrorism as well.
The national debt has skyrocketed since FDR's New Deal. Don't kid yourself, the New Deal carried this same thinking of securing democratic power. This extension of New Deal thinking comes with a huge price--a price America might not be able to pay, especially after the bailouts.
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/29/2008)

Sunday, December 28, 2008
60 More Minutes of Obama

PETA: Adding Insult to the Janesville GM Plant Layoff Injury

Just looking at that picture, I doubt I could even swallow that stuff without gagging. Of course, I have tried tofu at BD's Mongolian, and that was the last time it touched my mouth. If someone from BD's reads this, I would love to see a location in Springfield, MO. I lived close to the one in Naperville, Illinois, and I miss it filling my bowl with lamb, beef, salmon, and on occasion crayfish. YUM!
School Fundraising Disgust: A Follow Up to the Ozark High School's Taxpayers' Abuse


Ozark Tiger Football Stadium with the high school a few yards behind the
stadium.

The Ozark Tiger scoreboard with live video play back.

The press box and the section of stadium seating.

Apparently the walk to the high school was too much for the kids, so they
spent more of Christian County tax payers' money to build a field house.

Of course, you can't go anywhere without Big Brother watching these days.
Ozark residents aren't allowed to use the facility they paid for. They can't
walk on the track for exercise or use the field for a pick up game. The gates
are locked and there are security cameras everywhere you look. Keep in mind,
Ozark and Christian County residents and business owners pay the stadium's bill, while the
students raise funds for classroom computers.

The concession area

Even the baseball field was built beyond the basic needs.
Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year Award: Fourth Place, Barney Frank

Frank finished fourth in Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year.
Politicians Actually Read Blogs: Well, They Hire People to Read Them

The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/28/2008)

Saturday, December 27, 2008
An Amazing Video about the Star of Bethlehem
Ann Coulter: Kwanzaa is Right About Where We Want It -- Gone

From Coulter:
This year, I believe my triumph over this synthetic holiday is nearly complete. The only mentions of Kwanzaa I’ve seen are humorous ones. Most important, for the first time in eight years, President George W. Bush appears not to have issued “Kwanzaa greetings” to honor this phony non-Christian holiday that is younger than I am.
It is a fact that Kwanzaa was invented in 1966 by a black radical FBI stooge, Ron Karenga, aka Dr. Maulana Karenga. Karenga was a founder of United Slaves, a violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers and a dupe of the FBI.
In what was probably ultimately a foolish gamble, during the madness of the ’60s the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the left. The more preposterous the organization, the better. Using that criterion, Karenga’s United Slaves was perfect. In the annals of the American ’60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, stooge of the czarist police.
Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists of the ’60s, the Black Panthers did not hate whites. They did not seek armed revolution. Those were the precepts of Karenga’s United Slaves. United Slaves were proto-fascists, walking around in dashikis, gunning down Black Panthers and adopting invented “African” names. (That was a big help to the black community: How many boys named “Jamal” currently sit on death row?)
Whether Karenga was a willing dupe, or just a dupe, remains unclear. Curiously, in a 1995 interview with Ethnic NewsWatch, Karenga matter of factly explained that the forces out to get O.J. Simpson for the “framed” murder of two whites included: “the FBI, the CIA, the State Department, Interpol, the Chicago Police Department” and so on. Karenga should know about FBI infiltration. (He further noted that the evidence against O.J. “was not strong enough to prohibit or eliminate unreasonable doubt” — an interesting standard of proof.)
In the category of the-gentleman-doth-protest-too-much, back in the ’70s, Karenga was quick to criticize rumors that black radicals were government-supported. When Nigerian newspapers claimed that some American black radicals were CIA operatives, Karenga publicly denounced the idea, saying, “Africans must stop generalizing about the loyalties and motives of Afro-Americans, including the widespread suspicion of black Americans being CIA agents.”
Now we know that the FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In one barbarous outburst, Karenga’s United Slaves shot to death Black Panthers Al “Bunchy” Carter and deputy minister John Huggins on the UCLA campus. Karenga himself served time, a useful steppingstone for his current position as a black studies professor at California State University at Long Beach.
(Sing to “Jingle Bells”)Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sellWhitey has to pay;Burning, shooting, oh what funOn this made-up holiday!
Kwanzaa itself is a nutty blend of schmaltzy ’60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven “principles” of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life — economics, work, personality, even litter removal. (“Kuumba: Everyone should strive to improve the community and make it more beautiful.”) It takes a village to raise a police snitch.
When Karenga was asked to distinguish Kawaida, the philosophy underlying Kwanzaa, from “classical Marxism,” he essentially explained that under Kawaida, we also hate whites. While taking the “best of early Chinese and Cuban socialism” — which one assumes would exclude the forced abortions, imprisonment of homosexuals and forced labor — Kawaida practitioners believe one’s racial identity “determines life conditions, life chances and self-understanding.” There’s an inclusive philosophy for you.
Coincidentally, the seven principles of Kwanzaa are the very same seven principles of the Symbionese Liberation Army, another charming invention of the Worst Generation. In 1974, Patricia Hearst, kidnap victim-cum-SLA revolutionary, posed next to the banner of her alleged captors, a seven-headed cobra. Each snake head stood for one of the SLA’s revolutionary principles: Umoja, Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba and Imani — the exact same seven “principles” of Kwanzaa.
Kwanzaa was the result of a ’60s psychosis grafted onto the black community. Liberals have become so mesmerized by multicultural nonsense that they have forgotten the real history of Kwanzaa and Karenga’s United Slaves — the violence, the Marxism, the insanity. Most absurdly, for leftists anyway, is that they have forgotten the FBI’s tacit encouragement of this murderous black nationalist cult founded by the father of Kwanzaa.
This is a holiday for white liberals — the kind of holiday Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn probably celebrate. Meanwhile, most blacks celebrate Christmas.
Kwanzaa liberates no one; Christianity liberates everyone, proclaiming that we are all equal before God. “There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus” (Galatians 3:28). Not surprisingly, it was practitioners of that faith who were at the forefront of the abolitionist and civil rights movements.
Next year this time, we’ll find out if our new “Halfrican” president is really black or just another white liberal. If he’s black enough to say the “brothers should pull up their pants,” surely Barack Obama can just say no to Kwanzaa.
The Earth's Medicine is More Powerful than Man's

Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year: Fifth Place, Keith Olbermann

Number five is a lib that disgusts me with his hateful rhetoric blended in huge words that I don't even believe he understands. I couldn't stand him on ESPN. Now he is helping sink MSNBC, which isn't a bad thing.
Would someone tell Keith Olbermann that if Bill Clinton had taken terrorism seriously, George W. Bush may not have had to clean up Iraq. Of course, Olbermann will never admit that truth. He has made a name for himself screaming at W. Well, he doesn't have W. to scream at in a few short days, so we will surely watch Olbermann ride off in the failed Franken sunset. By the way Keith, Saddam used plenty of weapons of mass destruction during his tenure as a hateful tyrant, and he is responsible for more deaths than any other middle eastern Islamic terrorist. I hope this statistic remains true, Mr. Olbermann, for if it doesn't, you might be a shadowy remain on a New York sidewalk wishing for the leadership that Bush provided just before your demise. You are a disgrace to journalism Mr. Olbermann, and you are Bungalow Bill's fifth place Wacky Liberal of the Year.
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/27/08)

Global Warming Debate Friends at CNN?

"But this is like, you know you said – in your career – my career has been 22 years long,” Myers said. “That’s a good career in TV, but talking about climate – it’s like having a car for three days and saying, ‘This is a great car.’ Well, yeah – it was for three days, but maybe in days five, six and seven it won’t be so good. And that’s what we’re doing here. We have 100 years worth of data, not millions of years that the world’s been around."
Lehr suggested the earth is presently entering a cooling cycle – a result of nature, not man.
“The last 10 years have been quite cool, and right now, I think we’re going into cooling rather than warming and that should be a much greater concern for humankind. But, all we can do is adapt. It is the sun that does it, not man.” (Did you hear that Dan Shapley?)
Friday, December 26, 2008
Some End of the Week Humor at Al Gore's Expense from Tim Slagle

Jerry Agar and the Kidders are no longer featured on WLS. WLS recently hired Erich 'Mancow' Muller for the 9-11 spot. (Rush Limbaugh, a Missourian like Mancow, congratulated Mancow on his first day at WLS. Mancow wrote a few spoofs for Limbaugh.) Agar has filled in for Mark Levin, and I am sure we haven't heard the last of from Agar. Here's a couple of Slagle's routines:
Tim Slagle on Taxes
Tim Slagle on Al Gore and Global Warming
Viagra: The Latest Weapon for the War on Terror

Proving the power of a woman over a man, the CIA Viagra fights the war on terror with Viagra. US officials in Afghanistan exchange the little blue pill in exchange for valuable information about the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
The CIA recently offered four pills to a 60 plus year-old tribal leader and husband of four young wives. Four days later, he returned to the tribe and received a smile and all sorts of information about Taliban movements and supply routes.
It's not uncommon for American conveniences to be used for information, but Viagra is performing miracles in more ways than one. Not only that, but you have to love how America uses its ingenuity.
Is There Such a Thing as a Liberal Backbone?

Marley & Me Tops at Box Office: Economy Not so Good for Other Dogs

Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year: Sixth Place, Louis Farrakhan

During 2008, I was really bothered at the amount of sheeple that decided to put their faith in the messiah, no not that messiah--Obama the messiah. Louie Farrakhan kicks off the wacky liberal list. Here's Louie Farrakhan on the subject of Obama the messiah.
This year, the Windy City is well represented in wacky libs.
Being the Best: Reinforcing America's Position in the World

The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/26/2008)

Thursday, December 25, 2008
The Magic of Christmas
Just think how beautiful a child's mind is. To believe once again, that one man dressed on a Coca-Cola red and white outfit, travels all of the world in a sleigh with flying reindeer in 24 hours time. The world is such a better place through the eyes of a child. It's so unfortunate that selfishness in this world removes a child quickly from this world.
Kids grow up fast enough. Let's be careful not to let agendas force our children to grow up faster. This is a precious day to watch the eyes of the child, the excitement in their hearts, and the energy to play. I know I wish I could go back, so don't let anyone rob them of what is theirs.
It's a Reagan Christmas

Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year: Dishonorable Mention, Joe Biden

Because of your love of taxation and lack of knowledge concerning the original patriots, you deserve dishonorable mention for wacky liberal of the year.
The Reagan Quote of the Day: Christmas 2008
Merry Christmas. As you listen to this beautiful message from our greatest President, think about how political correctness now robs Americans of memories like this. Thank you Mr. Reagan. You continue to touch my life in ways words can never describe.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
FAITH: A Prayer for a Star

The faith of a young child is beautiful, isn't it. Merry Christmas!
Bungalow Bill's Wacky Liberal of the Year Award: Dishonorable Mention, Al Gore

Had Bungalow Bill's Conservative Wisdom, been around a few years longer, Al Gore would have a whole trophy case of Wacky Liberal of the Year Awards. Because his rhetoric gets crazier with each passing year, we have come to expect the insane from Gore. He probably wouldn't even have made the list this year, but he opened his mouth and showed us five fingers in recent days. Just like Ted Danson in the late 1980s predicted the demise of the oceans in ten years, Al Gore has upped the ante by predicting there will be no summer ice at the North Pole in five years. This is good enough to give him a dishonorable mention. (There is no honor in being a liberal. When was there ever any honor in taking the easy, feel good road?) I wish Al Gore was a betting man, because I would take him up on that.
Here's Mr. Global Warming himself:
Someone Please Stop George Lucas: Star Wars the Musical

Christmas Eve, a Season of Happiness and Some Sadness: The 29th Anniversary of My Grandfather's Death

It's a Global Warming Christmas
While there is evidence that 2008's lack of sunspots is directing us to cooler temperatures, the Al Gore crowd pushes their rhetoric harder. North Carolina Christmas trees are endangered. Christmas will never be the same because of global warming. It's comical. I am glad I was born with common sense to see through the craziness that will be compared to the Haley's Comet rhetoric in the early 1900s. Al Gore's historical importance will dwindle to the major contributor to the greatest hoax in human history.
Personally, I am not fooled by North Carolina Representative Heath Shuler worry for the Christmas trees. Does it make sense that a global warming activist is worried about a practice that actually cuts down trees that remove CO2? These global warming advocates are so confused by their own science that they don't even know what they are arguing anymore. I think the argument that supports global warming would be to do away with the tree all together, this includes plastic trees that obviously are made from petroleum.
I know it will only be a matter of time until the government regulates how many Christmas lights we can decorate our houses with. They will require LED lights to decorate with. The process will become so crazy, that most people will just accept it. Another freedom lost.
Recently in his blog, Jacob Gordon argued we should pay more for gasoline, and these cheap gas prices are dangrous. Dangerous to what Mr. Gordon? Do you understand how stressful the gift giving season would be if gas was currently $4 to $5 a gallon? Even the big Christmas meal would be harder to come by if Greeny Gordon had his way.
I am glad to know that the conservative movement is alert to the dangers of the Barack Obama Environmental Protection Agency. It's good to see so many packages in the blogosphere wrapped up with the intention on fighting the global warming hoax.
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/24/2008)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Tough Political Month for Coca-Cola: Fortifying Carbonated Beverages is a Violation of FDA Regulations

Obama Embarrassed by Drudge Sexy Leader Poll

Thank You Governor Matt Blunt: Missouri is a Better Place

Radical Social Security Changes May Happen Under Obama

I Pledge Allegiance to Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and Vanity: Millennial Metrosexuals are Worthless

I haven't even mentioned the piercing stores, the goth shops, and the rest of the riffraff that pushes responsibility to another day, another year, another decade for many. That's another day, another blog...
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/23/2008)

Monday, December 22, 2008
What a Chicago Cub Fan Gives His St. Louis Cardinal Fan Nephew: Reindeer Poop

Conservatives are Far More Charitable than Liberals

Conservatives aren’t mean? That’s what the numbers reveal, according to Arthur C. Brooks, a professor of public administration at Syracuse University’s Maxwell School of Citizenship and Public Affairs. He recently took questions from National Review Online Editor Kathryn Lopez about his new book, Who Really Cares: The Surprising Truth about Compassionate Conservatism.
Kathryn Jean Lopez: So, conservatives really are compassionate?
Barney's Basement Man Whores: Barney Frank is Offended

All Gay High Schools Coming to a Community Near You

The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/22/2008)

Sunday, December 21, 2008
Barack Obama Superhero: The Climate Crusader

The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/21/2008)

Saturday, December 20, 2008
Walmart Loses No Matter What: Adolf Hitler's Birthday Cake

Utah Environmentalist Commits Auction Fraud for Oil Rights

Disrupting oil companies, hunters, and fur wearers is violating the rights of law abiding Americans. I am tired of hearing about weenies like Tim DeChristopher. This a dangerous world, and these people compromise our security through their selfishness.
Schwarzenegger Follows Chrysler's Path

I hope this becomes popular in all forms of government. Think how many tax dollars would be saved! When was the last time you had a positive experience with someone who worked for the government? That's what I thought.
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/20/08)

Liberals Would be Outraged if They Knew the Truth About Santa Claus

Friday, December 19, 2008
Low Oil Prices Hurting Putin: Keeping Oil Prices Low May Prevent a New Cold War

The Blagojevich Post Senate Seat for Sale Press Conference

Basically Governor Rod said a whole lot of nothing. His portion of the press conference lasted for a few short minutes, and then he handed it over to his slimy attorneys with deep south side of Chicago accents.
Response to the Peace of Mind Campaign from Congressman Roy Blunt

I tend not to follow conspiracies, but there is an issue that concerns the sanctity of our Constitution, a document I once took an oath to protect. I am sure you are aware of the Obama birth certificate discussions taking place around our country. We owe it to ourselves to be certain that Mr. Obama holds the qualifications the Constitution lists to be President. Our Constitution has taken a few blows in recent years, and I feel it’s time to speak up before it suffers a blow it may not recover from. If Mr. Obama produces a legal birth certificate that proves he is a natural born citizen of the United States, then he is owed the oath of office. If a birth certificate doesn’t exist or is a forgery, the leaders of both parties swore on the Bible to protect the Constitution, and Obama must not be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States. Members of Congress owe the people the United States this peace of mind. Our country can’t afford the regret of not upholding the United States Constitution.
Sincerely,
Clayton Bowler
In the Worst Economy Ever, I Received my First Christmas Bonus

By the way, I think you know what I think about the rhetoric of this being the worst economy ever, but in case you forgot...
The 2008 Great Automobile Industry Poker Bluff

Frank Alford, I Salute You: Fed Up With Property Taxes

Beer is Causing Global Warming: Prohibition Act of 2009

The final stage of the brewing poses the greatest threat to the environment. Obviously, boiling the wort uses fossil fuels which produce CO2, but the worst damage happens during the secondary fermentation stage. Brewers feed the yeast sugars. The yeast produce CO2 which carbonates the beer adding more CO2 into the atmosphere when you open a bottle of beer. The additional CO2 increases during sporting events like the Super Bowl. The big game may be responsible for adding as much as 1/16th of a degree to the earth's average temperature over a 10-year period. Considering there have been four decades of Super Sundays, and the damage becomes increasingly alarming. This doesn't even account for the bitter clinging NASCAR fans who not only drink beer, but cheer polluting cars around a track.
I am calling on Congress to write the Prohibition Act of 2009. We cannot continue to let construction workers, UAW members at lunch, armchair quarterbacks, and Matt Groening characters like Barney to continue drinking and destroying our earth. The fight to stop beer CO2 emissions starts today. While we are at it, we must consider the damages that Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Perrier, and PimpJuice energy drink, which all release dangerous CO2 into the atmosphere. Perrier is responsible for climate change.
Why the sudden 180 degree John McCain turnabout 'my friends?' Surely you have learned in the short history of Bungalow Bill's Conservative Wisdom that I have long believed that America's enemies use global warming to economically destroy the country. I have awakened.
Americans are letting their freedoms expire because of unproven sciences. They tolerate higher fuel costs, higher taxes, emission taxes on their larger cars and trucks, higher corn costs, and soon higher beef costs. Nothing wakes up Joe Six Pack to say enough. I designed my campaign to alert people of the stupidity of most arguments in the global warming debate. I hope to sober people up to the truth that we are losing our freedoms to scientific rhetoric--not scientific fact. I figure even the brainwashed college students may look the other way if they can't put on a toga, buy some Beast (Milwaukee's Best), and binge drink weekend after weekend. When Joe Six Pack can't leave work and drink a beer with his buddies, I hope more people will realize our government is destroying our country by labeling essential gasses for life as dangerous pollutants. Reverse psychology can be beautiful thing.
Who's to say the global warming climate change fanatics won't come after beer anyway? I never thought I would see the day where animals were the target, but it's happening. How far will they go? I can only wonder if a Hitleresque holocaust to control the CO2 exhaling masses is far away. The Al Gores of the world say crazier words with each passing day, and it's all designed to deceive and keep the rhetoric alive.
For those of you Joe Six Packs that are already understand Al Gore's dangerous rhetoric, I leave you with the words of Benjamin Franklin.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The Reagan Quote of the Day (12/19/2008)

Thursday, December 18, 2008
2008 Temperatures (Hottest on Record): Dan Shapely's Clouded Dilusion

North Carolina Representative Fears Global Warming is Destroying Christmas Trees

More End of Term Honesty From President Bush

The Power of the Unions: A Study of Too Much Power

Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Elvis Presley Would Not be Singing Blue Christmas in Vegas Tonight

“Since I am no longer affiliated with any organization nor receiving any funding, I can speak quite frankly….As a scientist I remain skeptical.” - Atmospheric Scientist Dr. Joanne Simpson, the first woman in the world to receive a PhD in meteorology and formerly of NASA who has authored more than 190 studies and has been called “among the most preeminent scientists of the last 100 years.”
Warming fears are the “worst scientific scandal in the history…When people come to know what the truth is, they will feel deceived by science and scientists.” - UN IPCC Japanese Scientist Dr. Kiminori Itoh, an award-winning PhD environmental physical chemist.
“The IPCC has actually become a closed circuit; it doesn’t listen to others. It doesn’t have open minds… I am really amazed that the Nobel Peace Prize has been given on scientifically incorrect conclusions by people who are not geologists,” - Indian geologist Dr. Arun D. Ahluwalia at Punjab University and a board member of the UN-supported International Year of the Planet.
“The models and forecasts of the UN IPCC "are incorrect because they only are based on mathematical models and presented results at scenarios that do not include, for example, solar activity.” - Victor Manuel Velasco Herrera, a researcher at the Institute of Geophysics of the National Autonomous University of Mexico
“It is a blatant lie put forth in the media that makes it seem there is only a fringe of scientists who don’t buy into anthropogenic global warming.” - U.S Government Atmospheric Scientist Stanley B. Goldenberg of the Hurricane Research Division of NOAA.
“Even doubling or tripling the amount of carbon dioxide will virtually have little impact, as water vapour and water condensed on particles as clouds dominate the worldwide scene and always will.” – . Geoffrey G. Duffy, a professor in the Department of Chemical and Materials Engineering of the University of Auckland, NZ.
“After reading [UN IPCC chairman] Pachauri's asinine comment [comparing skeptics to] Flat Earthers, it's hard to remain quiet.” - Climate statistician Dr. William M. Briggs, who specializes in the statistics of forecast evaluation, serves on the American Meteorological Society's Probability and Statistics Committee and is an Associate Editor of Monthly Weather Review.
“For how many years must the planet cool before we begin to understand that the planet is not warming? For how many years must cooling go on?" - Geologist Dr. David Gee the chairman of the science committee of the 2008 International Geological Congress who has authored 130 plus peer reviewed papers, and is currently at Uppsala University in Sweden.
“Gore prompted me to start delving into the science again and I quickly found myself solidly in the skeptic camp…Climate models can at best be useful for explaining climate changes after the fact.” - Meteorologist Hajo Smit of Holland, who reversed his belief in man-made warming to become a skeptic, is a former member of the Dutch UN IPCC committee.
“Many [scientists] are now searching for a way to back out quietly (from promoting warming fears), without having their professional careers ruined.” - Atmospheric physicist James A. Peden, formerly of the Space Research and Coordination Center in Pittsburgh.
“Creating an ideology pegged to carbon dioxide is a dangerous nonsense…The present alarm on climate change is an instrument of social control, a pretext for major businesses and political battle. It became an ideology, which is concerning.” - Environmental Scientist Professor Delgado Domingos of Portugal, the founder of the Numerical Weather Forecast group, has more than 150 published articles.
“CO2 emissions make absolutely no difference one way or another….Every scientist knows this, but it doesn’t pay to say so…Global warming, as a political vehicle, keeps Europeans in the driver’s seat and developing nations walking barefoot.” - Dr. Takeda Kunihiko, vice-chancellor of the Institute of Science and Technology Research at Chubu University in Japan.
“The [global warming] scaremongering has its justification in the fact that it is something that generates funds.” - Award-winning Paleontologist Dr. Eduardo Tonni, of the Committee for Scientific Research in Buenos Aires and head of the Paleontology Department at the University of La Plata.
Chrysler Shutting Down All 30 of its Plants for One Month

Dick Morris' 2009 Prediction (And It's Not Positive for the Messiah)

The politics of 2009 will be dominated by a continuation and deepening of the global Depression. Under the guise of stimulating the economy, look for Obama to pursue a radical, socialist agenda that will bring America into conformity with the government domination of health care and the economy that prevails in the European Union. When the dust clears, the economy will still be in the tank. The new president's stimulation packages will do little or nothing to abate the depression, but they will transform American life and politics. For his part, Obama will take advantage of his built-in majorities in Congress to pass his agenda, but will suffer rapidly dropping ratings. By the end of the year, he will be as radioactive as Bush is today.
Why Not an Arena Football League Bailout?: Learning to Survive in a Tough Economy

Apparently the economy has played the greatest factor for team owners choosing to cancel the 2009 season. I am surprised they didn’t ask for a bailout. After all, that’s the path for American business these days.
I think failing American companies could learn a lot from the AFL. They are not closing the league. They have chosen to create a new business model to survive in a bleak economy. What a novel idea! In other words, they see the challenges the economy presents and they are taking it upon themselves to develop a way to keep fans coming to the games, buying refreshments, and buying team merchandise. Instead of presenting a product in 2009, they are reinventing themselves for 2010. Are you listening Detroit? (Yes I know, Detroit can’t miss a model year, but they need to develop a new business model.)
The AFL is the most successful professional football league with the exception to the NFL. The AFL has survived over 20 years and has gained broadcasting agreements with major networks. While they feel their business model might not be strong enough to get through a tough economy, I feel they are underestimating their product.
The AFL prides itself on being a fan-friendly league. The games are exciting and full of offense, there are plenty of giveaways and on field fan contests between halves, and the players and the cheerleaders meet fans for up to 45 minutes after the game. Unlike the NFL, where you might pay $60 to $100 to sit in the nosebleed seats, you can purchase season tickets for a little over the price of an NFL ticket. Season tickets for the Chicago Rush range from $90 to $300. That means you can take a family of five to eight games for under $500.
The Kansas City Brigade moved into the new Sprint Center last season. With a 3-13 record, they still averaged nearly 13,000 fans a game. Now the beautiful Sprint Center will be empty of a professional team this season. This is a blow not just to the fans but to the local economies which host the games, sell hotel rooms to fans and the opposing teams, beer sales, food sales, etc. It’s a wonder they aren’t asking for a bailout too!
In case you aren't familiar with the AFL, there are 16 teams that play on a field half the size of a regular football field. Team owners include Mike Ditka, John Elway, Jon Bon Jovi, Neil Smith, and Jerry Jones of Dallas Cowboy fame.
$10 Million for Missed the Target Shoes

Does anyone get the feeling that when Bush is gone, there is going to be a huge celebration in the Middle East? I fear that.
OPEC to Make Record Cuts

Atheist Christmas Cards and Gifts

I know atheist Christmas cards and gifts are an oxymoron. Apparently, some atheist celebrate Christmas, which is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of; yet, might offer a glimpse of hope.
Many of these cards feature Darwin, whose evolution theory has produced so many holes, that I don't even know why he is celebrated. Oh, that's right, scholars love to applaud bad science! A great movie I saw recently, Ben Stein's Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, exposes the craziness of Darwin's theory.
As you know, many atheists have once again reared their ugly heads in protest of Christian symbols during the holiday season. They have their own symbols and gods that they push on us, like Darwin, and yet can't prove Darwin's beliefs.
I find it funny, but sad, that obviously a few atheist don't want to be left out during the holiday season. Once again, you come to the realization that many of these left-wing radical groups fall under the capitalist traps they scream out against. (Remember the PETA Coffins?) Don't flame me yet. I do realize you can be a capitalist and a Darwinian.
Atheist Christmas gifts (I am trying to offend them, not those who believe like me.) include Cicero teddy bears with his quote, "As a philosopher, I have a right to ask for a rational explanation of religious faith." They also have a full line of t-shirts, gym shorts, cooking aprons, hats, calendars, and buttons. The Darwin fish with feet is a popular item among atheists for Christmas. I hope you get my point now. Atheists like to raise hell during the Christmas season, but they are guilty of celebrating too, just not correctly.
The Big Mac Carbon Tax: AKA THE COW FART TAX

Tuesday, December 16, 2008
The Magic Number of Obama's First Controversy is 21

New Yorkers Face iPod Tax

The Bush Legacy Takes a Wide Left Turn in its Final Months

Woman Now Wears the Face of a Dead Woman

Do you think this procedure would be performed under the Obama health care plan?
Ozark High School, MO: Sports Before Academics--Recent Fundraisers Show Money is Mismanaged in Public Schools

Bailout for the Madoff Ponzi Scam Victims?

Cheap Gas is a Curse According to Jacob Gordon of Treehugger.com

Monday, December 15, 2008
Digital TV: The Government's Next Big Mess

Still Have Your Job?: How Can You Handle Such Stress

According to Aleccia, those who have lost their jobs recently don't even come close of dealing with the stress as those people who kept their jobs within the same company. She points out how Suzanne Beckstrom, who lives in southern California, has had to go the agony of watching cut after cut at her job. Each time, guilt builds for Beckstrom.
“You felt like you were lucky to be one of the people who remained, but so sad for the people who left,” said Beckstrom. “And it was extremely stressful wondering what was going to happen next.”
Psychologist are celebrating. Beckstrom and millions of other Americans now suffer layoff survivor syndrome (LSS). No doubt the pharmaceutical companies are working on a pill so these afflicted Americans can numb themselves to the stresses of keeping their jobs. LSS comprises of emotional, psychological and physical reactions for those workers left behind continuing to receive a paycheck in exchange for hours.
If I were an employer, anyone suffering LSS would be the next to go. I wouldn't have time for someone who wasn't giving me 100% and assist the company through these trying times. What happened to you go to work and work hard? While you are there, you reinvent yourself to insure the employer needs you. Employers don't have time for LSS nonsense. If the employer has a value for you, you keep your job. This shouldn't be stressful for a sixty year old to understand. She should know this from 40 years in the workplace, and she should be happy her employer has a use for her.
I know I have never stressed out because an employer chose me for work over someone else. When I lost a job, I went out fighting pointing out my accomplishments hoping they would consider my value. You must play to win in life. There is no room for LSS and psychobabble.
Americans need to toughen up. We are giving psychologist far too much to write about for the professional journals.
PETA is Upset With Gaffing Joe: Biden Gets a New Puppy




