PETA: Does This Fur Make My Butt Look Big?

Did you receive a beautiful fur coat this year for Christmas? (By the way don't forget to insure it in case a PETA member decides to infringe on your right to wear fur with a can of Krylon.) I received a coat this year with real raccoon trim, but I might reconsider wearing it now. According to a PETA official, it may make my butt look big.

According to PETA Senior Vice President Dan Mathews, "Fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds." He recently commented on the Olsen Twins, as 'fur toting trolls' after seeing Mary Kate wearing fur in Obamazine, US. Obviously just another loving comment from a tolerant liberal, right?

It amazes me that these animals eventually rot and the beautiful fur winds up in the belly of an ugly vulture, and the wasted fur gets coughed up as a hairball. Don't they understand this?

Nope, PETA is following the political obesity war to advance it's message. You look fat is not enough to change my mind about putting a steak on my table, a warm coat lined with goose feathers on my back, or my new raccoon trim on my hood.